Sarka in the Wild
20 May, 2019
The long road stretches out ahead of you as the sun rises. You soften into a cosy seat, stretch out, put on some classic yacht rock and prepare for a blissful journey across to France, culminating in a stay at a tranquil, isolated villa with no TV and the perfect pool with a view.
Or you would do that, if you didn’t have two children under the age of three in the back. ‘WHERE’S PEPPA PIG? I LEFT PEPPA PIG BEHIND MUMMY WE CAN’T GO YET!!!!!!!!!’ (three year old). ‘WAAAAAAAAAAH!’ (baby).